— An American doctor claims that within a century humanity will feed on microbes!

— Well, even at the price it costs, I still prefer a good slice of lamb!

— Did you, by chance, have a car accident?

— Oh no, don’t worry! Simply a stormy explanation with my constituents.

— Ah! these Americans, what an energetic race! What an example for other nations: last year, 60,000 young girls left their families to become Apaches!

— Ah! Doctor! will the pound continue to fall? It's that the poor man, who played on the fall of the franc, is now falling day by day in despair.