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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE FUTURE? Not me.
If some trouble, sorrow, or catastrophe threatens me, I will always learn of it soon enough, and I see no advantage in my today's tranquility being disturbed and poisoned in advance; if something happy should happen to me, well! my happiness will be doubled by the charm of surprise... If the “professors” in occult sciences only had me as clients, they could therefore dispense with spreading their tempting leaflets: Thanks to my gift as a clairvoyant and my sciences of astrology, graphology and cartomancy, I will reveal your past to you, explain your present to you just as if I had always lived with you, which proves that I can reveal to you your future, which you need to know so as not to go off track on the path of life. I invite you to come and consult me, would you be the most incredulous. I will give you opinions, advice on love, marriage, inheritance, trials, business and family matters, etc., etc. Success assured by secrets known only to me. I attest to this by the thousands of people to whom I have given new life. But then who could these people be who, by the thousands, rush like this, panting with anguish, to the clairvoyant or to the “professor”? I believe that there must be, especially at this moment, a very large majority of parliamentarians, who come to seek “opinion and advice”, not on “love, marriage, inheritance”, or other secondary contingencies but on the big one, the supreme question, the only one that matters: that of their re-election. “If I vote for this, or against that, will I or will I not be re-elected? ", ask many of these poor people, who think that the voter is preparing to judge them on their last votes, on the attitude they have taken in the last ballots. Ah! if they were sure of being re-elected, how they would make fun of all this, and with what enthusiasm they would place their blue ballots, or their white ballots, in the ballot box... And this is why, before voting, as they cannot question, you know, and for good reason, neither their conscience, nor their convictions, I imagine, and this is the only explanation of so many surprising inconsistency and incredible uncertainty, I imagine that they will first consult the sleepwalker.
FRANC-NOHAIN.
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